May 2013
6 posts
Evelyn Monette built a tarp to protect the squirrels went to the principals office bc her daughter got caught smoking and said “so what the fuck is wrong with kate” wait til you get to my office and we’ll smoke a pack now get the microscope out of kate’s ass.
Put this thing in rewind
Caught a cab to wal mart in hats and stilettos. There was one cab in town.
Jerry Monette – met her husband because...
keeping your enemies close because
they weren’t enemies
they were just better
astral weeks in the house that dog shit built
NEVER HAVE I EVER TOLD A WHITE LIE
BUT YES TO A GOLDEN LIE. ONE TO BRIGHTEN
YOUR STORIES AND TO GLITTER YOUR WRONG DOINGS
TO MAKE THEM SPARKLE
NEVER I HAVE I EVER WANTED ANYTHING
MORE THAN TO MAYBE SEE WHAT IT’S
LIKE TO BE DIANA ROSS. BEING TWENTY
FOUR IS LIKE BEING HIGH ON BRAIN
DEAD.
YOUR WHITNEY HOUSTON TRIAL
PERIOD STARTS NOW.
the memory of the smell of dirt
a heard of deer passing through my little girl frame
the memory of the smell of the dirt turned up by the roots of the trees
hauled off by the trucks
April 2013
6 posts
NPR
I am Mucinex DM high on accident
and fuck this NPR sitar right now.
There is also another instrument that sounds
like a fish flopping around on a dock somewhere.
It’s good until REM comes in and is like –
ok let us in on this shit.
NPR is like -
ok. Bring back the fish flopper too.
It’s almost midnight.
Who cares.
Run that ad about leaving us in the will again.
Altar 1.
When you asked me to please stop smoking inside
Of course I didn’t listen.
I didn’t even open a window.
Now it’s your birthday-
and I’m sitting at home alone
picking my nose
and refusing the urge to light up a cigarette
as if it were some ceremonial gesture in your honor
Bad At Dates
Going on a first date
turns into let’s spend the next four days
together.
Let’s roast a pork shoulder.
Let’s move in.
Oh My God Where Have You Been
tiny trees
Taylor and I play outside at least 6 hours per day. He’s got the hose running, making rivers in the dirt for our plastic animals. Poor mother when she gets the water bill. I’m in charge of making all of the little trees out of clumps of moss. When you stick the moss on a tiny twig you get the best trees, and more moss for the grass. There is no narrative, just hours of setting it up....
Zoo
I. At the zoo with Abe, we admired the Cheetahs for 45 minutes or so. We were trying to convince ourselves that they didn’t really need all that much room to run and then I recalled a Jack Hanna documentary I’d seen about a Cheetah ranch out west where a woman would drive her jeep alongside the mile-long enclosure and they would chase her in the car. She said it was vital for...
December 2012
2 posts
Small Laptops
A couple of girls describing iced white chocolate lattes as ‘like sex in your mouth’
The boys have on oversized suits while the girls bitch about Lena Dunham’s book at my college.
Diet Snapple all around. People have really small laptops. They gaze into my cold sore.
Dinner
Cauliflower
Broccoli
White Rice
Cooked to a mush and eaten slowly in the dark
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4 posts
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